First, my Dad sent me an article from the Atlantic Monthly about a guy who had gone to the Loenber Prize Convention in England. At this conference they administer the Turing Test and then give out a prize to whomever does the best on the test. The Turing Test is a test that was thought up by a philosopher named Alan Turing in 1950 and published in a paper called, Computing Machinery and Intelligence. This was obviously long before there was anything even close to resembling a computer so when wrote this paper it was just a thought experiment. I had read the paper numerous times in college so my dad thought I might find this article interesting. He was right.
The test is brilliantly based on a simple question, “Can machines think?” In his paper, Turning proposes that the best way to answer that question is to sit a person down in one room (room A) and put a machine and a person in another room (room B). The person in room A then gets 5 minutes to ask the machine and the human whatever questions he wants. The person in room A can’t see anything in room B. When the five minutes are over, the person in room A has to choose which conversationalist is the human one. If the person in Room A chooses the machine, then we are in big trouble because machines can think and we are all doomed to become their underlings, which is a huge bummer if Asimov is right in "I, Robot".
This convention actually uses instant messaging to administer the Turing Test. Remember when you used to be able to chat with bots on AIM that would respond to you in strange ways when you inexplicably cussed them out because you were an easily amused teenager? Well, I do, and it was pretty fun the first few times, so don’t judge me. Anyway, these bots have gotten pretty good. In fact, apparently at last year’s conference, they almost won the competition and brought an end to human dominance on this planet!
So, this article had gotten me thinking about this robot/thinking machine issue and then, the next day, I open up nytimes.com and see this article. Again the robots are trying to mount an attack! This time the robots actually won, but I (with the help of a friend) I beat this version of the "test" and saved us from complete annihilation at the hands of the soulless robot overlords. You’re welcome humanity.
The Atlantic Monthly article was actually really good and had some interesting points and perspectives. One of them was, “if everything that we thought hinged on thinking turns out to not involve it, then … what is thinking? It would seem to reduce to either an epiphenomenon—a kind of “exhaust” thrown off by the brain—or, worse, an illusion.” Here he implies that it would be a bad thing if thought were just an illusion. There are many who would disagree with this and argue that all thought, and indeed all existence, is merely an illusion… but I digress.
The next stop on my little synchronistic trip was the release of an album by one of my favorite artists, Bright Eyes. In one of the songs, “A Machine Spiritual” the lead singer of the group, Conor Oberst, refers to the idea that machines may be getting uncomfortably close to human thought. The song begins,
The people’s key
Riding through the arena seats
The black machine
Played it all from memory
When he talks about the people’s key he is referring about the key’s of C and E on the piano and guitar respectively. These are supposedly the easiest keys to “stay in” when playing those instruments. As you can see in the song, he is specifically referring to a time in the future when songs could be written and performed by machines. In a Huffington Post interview he refers to a future in which, “artificial intelligence will pass human intelligence and we sort of get to a stage of existence where our bodies are no long required and death becomes obsolete. It sounds far out, but it's really pretty conceivable.” This is a direct reference to ideas advanced by Ray Kurzweil and others such as the Singularity and mind uploading. These ideas propose a hypothetical future where there will be an explosion of technological advances that will result in superhuman intelligence and even the ability to upload our consciousness to a machine. This may sound crazy, but there are people at the Singularity Institute for Artificial Intelligence who are taking this very seriously.
You can stream the entire Bright Eyes album, The People’s Key, here:
In other musical news, I went to a festival this past weekend in Bangalore called the The Fireflies Festival of Sacred Music. After all this talk of technology eclipsing humanity, the idea that music is somehow sacred resonates with me. As I stood under the open sky and looked up at the moon on the outskirts of Bangalore, music did seem sacred. Even though I was surrounded by people from all over the world and listening to music in a language I didn't understand, I somehow felt connected and it was the music that brought us together on that farm in middle of the night.
That Atlantic Monthly article also refers to Daniel Gilbert’s, “Sentence” vow in which every psychologist should complete the sentence, “The human being is the only animal that _______.” at some point during their career. If we are really getting to a point in history where there are going to be different kinds of thinkers, maybe we need to alter that sentence and begin trying to complete another sentence, “The human being is the only thinker that______." In his song One for you and One for me, Oberst refers to a Rastafarian concept, "I and I" which is intended to remind us of the oneness of humanity. He sings, “you and me, that's an awful lie, it’s I and I” Maybe, just maybe, the human being is the only thinker that can overcome that awful lie.

behold, when I was doing my daily check of the Bangalore night life a couple of days later -- there I was! Apparently Tommy G is a socialite. If you will notice, there is a caption on one of the pictures I am in that reads, “easy people” Prett
y presumptuous if you ask me…